I am quite sure that there is a large vacuum out there that is sucking the time and energy out of every moment of my day. I think it is an Oreck. You know, the kind you can never find the right bag for? It is orange. I am hoping that whoever turned it on is able to turn it off and return it to the store. For now, coffee, sugar and a silent resentment for all things breathing will have to suffice.
