Dear God...

Please let me stop eating my daughters' leftovers.

Thanks,

B

To my friends

I am friends with a lot of smart, literary people. I just wanted to tell them all that I can sing nursery rhymes around your intellectual ass all day long. Bring it.

Projects

I am still sewing. Despite my lack of patience and time, I am still trying. A girlfriend and I are going to get some of our projects up online to sell. I will keep you posted.

I have been addicted to trolling the Internet for free patterns and ideas. Holy balls, there is a lot out there. It is obnoxious how many puns there are on the word 'sew'. They are sew funny. Sew clever. Sew annoying.

I am a daily stopper-byer of Burda Style, an open source sewing site. Has great patterns submitted by more skilled sewers then I.

But, I made this bag from a pattern off of J. Caroline Creative. Super dope site. This is my first bag, I am in the process of making another. But I think it turned out nice!

Then I made this laptop sleeve from a pattern off the site Sew Mama Sew.

They are my first. So, expect greatness is alls I gots to say.

Here are a few more things that I have messed around with:

Some new pictures

Just so you know, they are pretty dope.

Fine

I am back. I actually lost sleep last night thinking that I need/want to update this more. I think I ran out of things to obsess about.